And the first one to answer ALL the questions right gets a special prize.....


Question 1: Which daredevil crewmember spoke these fighting words: “Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.”

Question 2: Who said this, while at the end of their tether: “Let's at least ask someone who's at least going to give us a slightly more intelligent opinion. Hello, wall! What do you think?”

Question 3: Even polite old Krytie has been known to snap from time to time. Who bore the brunt of this put-down: “That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. Might I suggest, however, that the rest of this discourse is continued by those with brains larger than a grape?”

Question 4: The Red Dwarf crew may not be the greatest minds of their generation, but they’re no dummies. Whose line was this: “An IQ of 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!”

Question 5: Being marooned in space together doesn’t guarantee camaraderie – who said this about their poor deceased comrade: “You can't confuse Rimmer with a book. For a start, a book's got a spine.”

Question 6: The way to a Dwarfer’s heart is usually through their stomach, but food has been known to bite back over the years. Who once swopped bon appétit for this slightly more honest assessment: “This isn't a meal. This is an autopsy!”

Question 7: All that time drifting aimlessly around isn’t good for anyone’s sanity – which crew member was feeling a little lost in space when he said this: “Maybe now I can WIN SELF-DETERMINATION FOR THE SOUTH MOLDAVIAN PEOPLE!”

Question 8: That space madness must be catching, who uttered these immortal lines: “lease rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't.”

Question 9: Who enjoyed a rare moment of modesty when he was taken seriously for once: “You're going to go with one of my plans? Are you nuts? What happens if we all get killed? I'll never hear the last of it.”

Question 10: Who came over all Jerry Springer with these very sage words of wisdom for all those suffering the slings and arrows of fortune: “Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment.”

Question 11: Rimmer is a man of the world, a scrapper, a brawler – alright, he’s a clueless coward, who are we trying to kid? Complete this quote from his brush with a barman in the Wild West: “I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy...”

Question 12: Finally, who summed up life as we know it with these simple words: “I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."